That's where it is

(Source: m-perrys)

frigid-and-happy:

Every night.

frigid-and-happy:

Every night.

framethepieces:

AKA HOW CELEBRITIES SHOULD ACT

(Source: lickypickystickyme)

humansofnewyork:

“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

humansofnewyork:

“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life (1983)

theamericankid:

To infinity, and a foot away!

theamericankid:

To infinity, and a foot away!

Ogni volta che Letta smette di parlare mi aspetto che esca fuori la scritta “E’ ora possibile rimuovere l’hardware senza problemi”.

(Source: messalaida)

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

francescagi:

nunsndogs:

How to carve an apple into mcdonald’s french fries

nunsndogs:

How to carve an apple into mcdonald’s french fries

(Source: grindlebone)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

goodolecountryboy:

anglosexual:

imaslytherinbitch:

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

this sounds like a really classy rap

Indubitably my good sir.

the-absolute-best-gifs:

there there
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the-absolute-best-gifs:

there there

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fisiologiadelgusto:

(Source: sarahkatherinedavis)

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